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The South defense was anchored by the LACROSSE rush consisting of lacrosse legends Trevor Tierney, General Manager of the Mammoth, Steve Govett, and former Pro laxer, Bill Edell. The most famous threesome since Super Bowl 1 and legendary max McGhee and the Double mint twins[1]), pressuring, harassing and forcing the North into constant pressure situations and causing multiple turnovers were what these guys were all about yesterday. “I was scared for my life,” said North QB Mario Lombardi. (Maybe that’s why he left with a “groin” injury?), these guys never stopped! It was almost like they thought I was one of the Double mint twins and was wearing a bikini!!”

For the South, Defensive Back Geoff Bieging was holding down the secondary, while Ex CU Great and multiple time NFL Pro Bowl Linebacker, Chad Brown was swarming the ball all over the field. For the North, former Bronco Reggie Rivers was causing havoc in the South’s backfield all day. Rivers was the Chuck Bednarik of the Turkey Bowl, relentlessly playing on both sides of the ball until he suffered a bruised female part and was slowed to a turtle like crawl.

Chad Brown was “Mr. Do it All” in the game and in the South’s victory. Brown, the 2009 game MVP, tried in vain for the back to back award and played every snap of the ball whether it was as a safety, rusher, O-Lineman, receiver he was out there beasting everyone (even Reggie Rivers).

Throughout the 2^nd half, passes were flying from all 4 quarterbacks, with most of them making their landing in the hands of 9’3” Mark Randall. A huge target for the South, it took both Lombardi brothers, each of whom are shorter than 5’0”, to climb on each other shoulders to even have a shot at defending Randall. His lumbering stride was only secondary to his massive hands and even large appetite for the keg.

A surprising display of athleticism was displayed by Offensive MVP, Peter “SportsCenter” Schaffer (pictured right #25). Catching 3 TDs along with 492 receiving yards, the North clearly did not game plan against Schaffer at all. (for the Record, even though this e mail comes from his e mail address he did not draft the same or have any part in the any of the post game award voting, even though it should be noted that the authors intern grade is solely in his hands and he did arrange for the free kegs of beer for the game.)

Also, everyone was talking about the weird relationship between South QB Mario Vetanze and South WR Chris Blackmon. Vetanze wouldn’t even look at other receivers when Blackmon was in the game, solely focusing on his crisp route running abilities and fantastic running form. The pair did combine for many hooks up on the field and were seen spooning each other after the game in the corner of the end zone. A very uncomfortable picture for sure. The final conclusion is that they are clearly gay.

Overall, the South finished the game with an 11-10 victory over the North, even though the South let the North have 9 downs on their last drive to try and tie the score.

Joel Klatt (pictured left in grey with CU legends Blake Anderson and Chad Brown at the game) – out at halftime due to marital issues

Blake Anderson (pictured left #5) – stellar performance in first half, and actually almost made it to halftime before shredding his hamstring.

Awards

Offensive MVP – Peter “All I do is score first downs and touchdowns” Schaffer – With 3 receiving TDs and one slow-motion 60 yard reception, Schaffer played out of his mind on both offense and defense

Defensive MVP – Reggie Rivers – dominating force on the North defense. Actually, he was the only thing dominating on the North side all day.

Defensive ROY – Trevor Tierney – lacrosse legend and sack monster

Offensive ROY – KU and Chicago Bulls legend Mark Randall – unstoppable force in the red zone. Word is that Matt Russell raced back to tell Coach McDaniel about his find.

Weakest muscles – Vic Lombardi – pulled every muscle in his body

Failed to answer the bell – Derek West – was planning on playing all the way up until the time where he got arrested last night for stealing the chair at the bar with his name on it

Lady Byng Award Greatest Sportsmanship – Jake Sensenbaugh (pictured right) – what an attitude on life, what a kid, thanks for coming and all of our best!!!

Intern of the Year – Kevin Westerman – from getting kegs, food, throwing passes, all of the above!!!

Best Throwback jersey – Mike Kenevan for his Shojn Podein Flyers jersey

Weakest Throwback Jersey (left) – Vic Lombardi wearing some type of men’s rec league basketball jersey.

(From left: Blake Anderson, Joel Klatt, Matt Russell, and Peter Schaffer)

Thanks again to all of our sponsors this year; we couldn’t have made this as much of a success as it was without all of you.

Thank you to the Children’s Tumor Foundation for what you do for these kids and families in their time of need.

See you next year for the 2011 edition of the Turkey Bowl’s infamous North vs. South rivalry!

There is always room for more Tunas if you are still interested.

Denise Plante, Gary Nolan, me, Murphy Huston doing the Tim Tebow “pray plank” in the studio this morning. 

Are you Tebowing?  Send me a pic.

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thanks Ted for sending this……

The Wedding Party
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Hello SNOW LOVER!  How about that first snowfall last night?  Here are some shots of the back yard taken by me from the warmth of the house!

The patio umbrella makes a nice Christmas tree, don’t you think? 

The heavy snow is bending the tree branch, but nothing snapped YET.  The grill shows a few inches as of 7:00 am. 

Otis is NOT a fan of the snow when he is looking for a place to go…

…I’m a HORRIBLE mother for taking and posting this picture of the pug.

Enjoy!

Have you lived through adversity??(who hasn’t right??). Call me with your story of over coming whatever was thrown at you. The best story wins a pair of tix to join me Nov. 2nd. of THE LION KING!!!!  In the 50’s there was a show called “Queen For A Day” where contestants won appliances for having the worst lives imaginable….these are NOT the stories I’m asking for!! I want to hear from VICTORS not victims.

The Lion King
Nov 2, 2011-Dec 4, 2011
The Buell Theatre
Tickets start at $20
Previews: Nov 2 & 3

Performance Times:

Tues-Sat 7:30pm
Sat 2pm
Sun 1pm & 6:30pm
Run Time: 2 hr, 45 min, one intermission
Experience the phenomenon of Disney’s The Lion King. Marvel at the breathtaking spectacle of animals brought to life by award-winning director Julie Taymor, whose visual images for this show you’ll remember forever. Thrill to the pulsating rhythms of the African Pridelands and an unforgettable score including Elton John and Tim Rice’s Oscar-winning song “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” and “Circle of Life.” Let your imagination run wild at the Tony Award-winning Broadway sensation Newsweek calls “a landmark event in entertainment.”

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Look at this amazingly beautiful baby!  Yes, she is mine…well, she is my grand-niece named Ella Bean! 

Ella and her parents live in Portland, so I have to just keep up with them via Facebook this fall, so here are the shots I snagged to share with you. 

Lish and Beanie in the patch!

You can see the family resemblance, can’t you?

Happy Halloween to you and your little ones. 

Tomorrow night (Oct. 24th) I’m doing a show around couples who LIVE & WORK together. Want to give your business a free plug?? Call in anytime after 7pm for a quick chat plus you’re invited to post a link to your website/FB page/etc./ on my “fan” page  “Kosi After Dark With Rashke”.

The studio line is 303/631-2101

I know…tv commercials can be very annoying…well…take a look at these…funny!

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