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I love dogs!!..this is great!

The Mind of Murphy — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:44:51 +0000

I don’t know how trained your dog might be…but can he do this!!

this is funny!

The Mind of Murphy — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 15:17:12 +0000

thanks Ted for sending this……

The Wedding Party
> >
> >
> > At a wedding party recently someone yelled,
> > “All the married men please stand next to the one person
> > who has made your life worth living.”
> >
> >
> > The bartender was crushed to death.

I Love these!!

The Mind of Murphy — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:25:39 +0000

I know…tv commercials can be very annoying…well…take a look at these…funny!

4commercials

nothing like a good funeral story!!

The Mind of Murphy — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 15:19:26 +0000

Hey ted…thanks for sharing this one…..

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about
50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were
about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn’t stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said:
“I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb
you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?”

“My wife’s.”

”What happened to her?”

“She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her.”

He inquired further, “But who is in the second hearse?”

The man answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her.”

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.

“Can I borrow the dog?”

The man replied, “Get in line.”

A picture is worth a 1,000 words!

The Mind of Murphy — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:11:23 +0000

now this is what I call an…..inbred cat!…or is it inbread cat???

This says it all…

The Mind of Murphy — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 15:50:56 +0000

I think I’m beginning to head in this direction…how about you?

BECAREFUL!!!

The Mind of Murphy — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:00:20 +0000

this is a tragic tale…….

A friend of mine that is a former Police officer sent this to me. It is not for the faint of heart.

If you have a weak stomach, then don’t scroll down….. it is a picture of the demise of a suicide jumper…Taken shortly after he landed, it shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders…

can you believe 9/11 was 10 years ago!!

The Mind of Murphy — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 16:11:19 +0000

I will be on vacation when 9/11 rolls around this year…ten years ago does not seem possible…..

I’m into door mats…

The Mind of Murphy — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:58:18 +0000

I do love fun door mats…probably because I’ve been one before..enjoy these..

watch out for your wife!!

The Mind of Murphy — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 15:10:43 +0000

this is priceless!

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews
And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair … . . Kill
her!!’

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’

The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
into the room.. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my
wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn.. She was given the same instructions, to
kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,
one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

‘This gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with
the chair.’

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don’t mess with them