I know it’s halloween..however you know how I feel about dressing up your dog for the big night….leave them alone!!…here is some proof

I had to get rid of my son’s old car today, so went to this recycling place. I was fascinated! This place was crazy. Check it out!

This is a funny story!!

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> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a
> problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I
> see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I’d give it to
> you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4
> years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle
> registration papers please. Older Woman: I can’t do that. Officer: Why
> not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes,
> and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His
> body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer
> looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
> Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
> approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma’am, could
> you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
> Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me
> that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman:
> Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of
> your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an
> empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Older Woman: Yes, here
> are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One
> of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman
> digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the
> officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer
> 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license,
> that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. 
 
 
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!

If you have ever know a pug owner,  you already know we are NUTS about our silly little dogs.  I am NO exception!  Seriously, it is an illness.

 Pugs were bred to adorn the laps of the Chinese sovereigns during the Shang dynasty (before 400 BCE), and they have NO job except to enterain and lover their owners.

YES, they look ridiculous, and even more so dressed in Halloween costumes.  Enjoy.

MY pug, Otis Smith, dressed as a hotdog. 

Princess Pug

Skeleton Pug

Chippendales Pug

Bronco Pug

Pig Pug

Ha ha ha ha ha ha…..

Seriously, NO on the pumpkin carving for me!

This is what happens when I pick up a knife in the kitchen! 

Try these options instead to keep the kids safe! 

OR

Read this article for more fun ideas! 

8 Easy No-Carve Pumpkins

It times of trouble..which at  times seems to be everywhere…this might help.

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I usally don’t ask for help, but I need it now. Can you root for the New York Yankees to beat Texas. They trail the best of seven series 3-2. First of all many years ago, the Yankees had a minor league team here and their current manager Joe Giradi played for the Colorado Rockies from 1993-1995. Yes, I know they won last year, but wouldn’t be great if they won again??? Thanks for your time and hopefully your support!

Join me tonight…it is going to be so much fun!!  The fashion show will kick off around 7:30 at Saks, get there early for cocktails   Key To Cure is a fundraiser for Denver Health Foundation and they have so many different celebrities involved to model tonight with family.  Debbie Sakic (joe sakic), Piper Billups (chauncey billups) and Brooke Griese (brian griese) will be strutting their stuff down the catwalk with their daughters   You can also win over $5000 in prizes.  Tix are still available www.denverhealth.org 

see you tonight

Made my way to Red Rocks for the first time last Friday. Movie star and musical artist, Alicia Witt with her band joined us. Here’s some pictures.

If you are like me you have been seraching for years for an answer to the question…what are calories……finally…here it is……..